In the near future brain rot due to scrolling has devolved everyone into a Goth or a Jock. Before the last of the human race fell to the rot, they constructed a giant arena to contain the Jocks and Goths. Sadly, the operators of the facility succumbed to the scroll and fell into bed rot. With the operators stuck in bed, the walls keeping the jocks and goths separated have collapsed, leaving the two most bottom of the brain stem subcultures eye to eye. Who will rule a post brain rot world?